MISSED GOALS AND MOM AND DAD BLUNDERS

Little Timmy was totally pumped for his soccer game. He'd been kicking non-stop, dreaming of scoring the winning goal. His parents were there to cheer him on, their faces painted with anxiety. Then came the penalty kick. Timmy lined up, took a deep breath, and sent it flying towards the goal. Sadly, the ball sailed over the crossbar. Timmy slumped